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Humorous headlines
The stuff is so ridiculous you can barely think of it as a serious or tragic story headline. Have fun.
- Something went wrong in a jet crash, Experts say (really?)
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers (oh that's fair!)
- Miners refuse to work after death (i wouldn't call that laziness boss!)
- Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant (a very short trial!)
- War dims hope for peace (absolutely)
- If strike not settled quickly, may last a while (you think?)
- Typhoon rips through cemetery, Hundreds dead (buried alive?)
- Cold wave linked to drop in temperature (unthinkable isn't it?)
- London couple killed, Police suspect murder (amazing deduction!)
- Man struck by lightening faces battery charge (cant a man charge his batteries in peace?!)
- Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft (yo! eat some roughage!)
- Kids make nutritious snacks (for cannibals i presume!)
- Hospitals sued by 7 foot doctors (boy are they getting taller!)
and the winner is-
- Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over (that's the last time i am going to a zoo!)